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A Custom Built Website Delivered to You in 7 Days…or IT’S FREE

You read that right.  We’re so sure we can create you a totally custom, hand built WordPress website in 7 days or less, that we’re willing to eat the development cost if you don’t have a fully functional website to review within 7 days. How’s that for a guarantee?

7 Effing Days? Are You Kidding?!

Ok, So How Does it Work?

Step 1

Pick Your Package

Choose between our Single Page or 5-Page website options. We offer custom features and additional pages, but it affects the price and time.

Step 2

Upload Content

You’ll submit your logos, text and images when you check out. Missing something? Weโ€™ll use placeholders, but swapping it out later costs a bit extra.

Step 3

Ready for Review

Within 7 daysโ€”your site is ready for review. Take as long as you need to make a list of edits and we’ll get them done in 48 hours or less.

Step 4

Let’s Launch

When you’re happy with your site, weโ€™ll package your site and prep for launch. Use your own host, or go live in 24 hours with our $29.99/month hosting.

Step 5

Shout it Out

Shout it from the rooftops! Share your new site, refer a friend, and if they buy weโ€™ll send you $100 as a thank-you for spreading the word.

What are you waiting for? Let’s Effing Go!

People Effing Love Us (No, For Reals)

“My website was done so fast, I thought I had time-traveled.”

I swear I just placed my order. Either they work at warp speed, or I blacked out. Either way, my site is incredible.

Jake R.,

“My hosting provider took longer to launch than they took to build.”

No, really. My website was ready, fully designed, and looking amazing. Meanwhile, my hosting provider was over here dragging their feet. Next time, Iโ€™m just hosting with them.

Lindsay T.,

“My site was done before I finished procrastinating.”

I figured Iโ€™d have time to tweak my business plan while my site was being built. Turns out, they finished before I even started.

Kevin D.,

Go Ahead, Buy Yourself a Brand New Website. It’s A Very Good Idea. Like the Best One Ever… ๐Ÿ™Œ Your Options Are ๐Ÿ‘‡ This-a-Way

We get itโ€”building a website means having your stuff together. If youโ€™re not quite there yet, donโ€™t sweat it. Download our How to Get Ready for Your Website guide and make sure youโ€™ve got everything you need before you order.

Single Page Website

$1500

Perfect for solopreneurs who just want a spot to share their message.  Comes with multiple sections to display multiple offerings/chunks of information.

  • Custom design (not some cookie-cutter template)
  • Mobile-responsive

  • Contact form and social media integration
  • Built on WordPress for easy updates
  • Review-Ready in 7 days
  • 100% yours โ€“ you own your site, no strings attached
  • The opportunity to snag our super reliable hosting for just $29/month

5 Page Website

$3000

Perfect for small to medium sized businesses who want a slightly more robust website feel. Also a great choice to help you rank in search engines.

  • Everything from the Single Page Website, plus:
  • Up to 5 pages

  • More space to showcase your business, services, or portfolio
  • Optimized for conversions and user engagement
  • A solid foundation for future growth
  • The opportunity to snag our super reliable hosting for just $29/month

Custom Solutions

Custom $

If the most popular options arenโ€™t for you, we do custom packages.  We canโ€™t guarantee 7 day turn around, but we will offer you a lightening fast option!

  • Larger Websites (10+ Pages)
  • Ecommerce Stores
  • Booking & Scheduling Systems
  • Custom Features & Integrations
  • Blog & Content Hubs
  • Private/Members-Only Sites
  • Multilingual Websites
  • SEO & Digital Marketing

Questions? We Have Answers

We know youโ€™re thinking itโ€”โ€œHow the eff do they build a custom website in 7 days?โ€ or maybe โ€œIs this too good to be true?โ€ Donโ€™t worry, we get it. Below, we break down exactly how it works, what to expect, and why weโ€™re this damn fast.

Yesโ€”if you get us everything on time, and we miss the deadline, you get your money back. You even get the work weโ€™ve done. See Our WTF Guarantee

Yep! Just know that different hosts have different setup times. If you want instant launch, host with us for $29.99/month.

No problemโ€”weโ€™ll plug in placeholders so you can swap in real content later. However, updating placeholder content will require an additional fee. See our Getting Started Guide

Of course. Every site we build is responsive and looks great on any device.